Even though her parents are sure that she will be an 5ft 11in blond bitch one day they are dead wrong. On previous week I caught the chick chewing my laptop. This was a flashback from an incident two years ago where my BOFH back then tried to fix a router in similar way claiming that it’s the best way to assure that the casing of the router will close properly. So – sorry parents – I have to spoil your dreams – this PFY will be a mature BOFH in no time.